As everyone knows, Pastafarians are required to wear a pasta strainer on their heads while they perform official duties. For many believers the pure absurdity of the act itself is part of its purpose -- after all who but the most truly devout to their noodly faith would wear kitchen implements on their heads?
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Those of the alla Puttanesca schism, however, believe that fashion can be a valid part of their faith. For those and others we provide the Pasta Fascinator, a tiny colander that can be worn on the head with lace and feathers. Ramen.

Gloss black basecoat on strainer, silver topcoat.
White feathers fill in for the pasta. A red tulle birdcage veil represents the sauce.