The Rumpkin is a hideous 3' 5" creature with a severe addiction to beets, turnips, and mole-related pornography. He used to be a handsome, if not tall, human living on the Surface World. Tragically, however, he succumbed to the sweet temptation of highly addictive root vegetables. Also, his hands are giant and gross, which is super weird. After becoming a raging beet-junkie, he lost his foot while in the alley behind a beet-addiction rehab center when his giant gross hands couldn't complete the "service" that another beet-addict had paid him for. Ever since, he has harbored hatred against all of humanity. Now, he lives underground with the hated Mole People and is the right paw man of the vile Mole King.
He rides around the Mole Kingdom on a sleigh pulled by a team of naked mole rats. The Rumpkin loves to twerk at unsuspecting victims. He will often then steal their beets and turnips to cook into his favorite meal - a room-temperature bowl of revolting Rumpkin stew.
Not included in the model are his creeper peepers, which he uses to scope out hot mole-babes, his trendy wife-beater shirt, and his belt and belly button (you'll have to draw those on with a marker).
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