I you're like me, you spend hours every day, are kept awake all night, wondering what you will do if your calculator runs out of power. Well, fear no longer! With the mighty Collapsacus, whatever arithmetic needs you may have are as good as gone.
This handy-dandy contraption is perfectly pocket sized at 2.8" X 2.5" X 1.1". Calculating at the speed of thought, this device is possibly as accurate as its owner. 10 out of 8 students prefer an abacus over any Texas Instruments calculator. Collapsacus has also shown in clinical studies to reduce stress, prevent itchy dry eyes, cure cancer, turn rabbits inside out, enable faster than light travel. Certainly, the Collapsacus is ahead of its time. Isn't it time you got yours?
Jokes aside, while I designed this hoping it might successfully print, I am not certain it will work. In fact, I'm a little worried since the tolerances are tight and several components have quite small geometric features that are necessary for its function. Please leave a comment if you have any feedback.